Well hello people! I apologize for my extended absence last week... the first half of the week wasn't too exciting for me to blog and then I took a little road trip that left me stranded in the desert sans internet all weekend.
I know, you can't wait to hear all about it, right? ;)
Well, lets just cut to the chase by saying Sunday through Wednesday was fairly normal, with lots of lemon popsicles and bus riding along the way. (Have I mentioned that fruity popsicles are beginning to take the place of my coffee addiction? Or maybe just in addition to my coffee addiction.. hard to say).
So Thursday I wake up at (AHHH) the unmentionable hour of 6 am because ((YAYY)) I have a field trip to the North to go hiking with my campers. I don't have a ton to report on about this.. overall it was a pretty nice day, minus the final (vertical) hike where half of the kids sat down, red faced, crying, refusing to move any further due to overheatedness, exhuastion, and thirst, and me (along with the other counselers) trying to coerce them into continuing using the broken Hebrew I was capable of mustering between gasping for air and drinking water. Super fun.
Actually though, jokes aside, I really enjoyed this outing. It was absolutely beautiful to overlook the mountainous, wooded terrain of Northern Israel, and along the way I bonded with another volunteer named Dotan, and our armed and dreadlocked security guard who wanted to know all about what all the Greek letters on my shirt meant.. like every other Israeli he wanted to know if it really is "just like the movies!"

Friday morning I once again awoke at an unfeasible hour because me, along with Ashley, Rebecca, Beth, Suzanne, and Emily all had decided that what we really wanted to do this weekend was to go to Ein Gedi for some hiking, camping, and mind-body-earth connecting. :) So off we went, hopping bus lines like the experts we are most certainly not, and somehow managed to make it into the Negev (Desert) with our backpacks stuffed, frozen water bottles already melting, and a sudden, searing realization of just exactly what it means to be in a Middle Eastern Desert in the middle of the summer. In simpler terms, IT. WAS. EXTREMELY. HOT. Like, FREAKING HOT. Within minutes of walking toward the place we needed to retrieve hiking maps we were already panting, sweating profusely, and wondering how the HELL we were going to make it through the day. (The temperature was somewhere near 50 degrees Celsius, you do the math).

Finally, after a long process of refilling water bottles, loading up on lunch at a nearby (thankfully air conditioned) restaurant, hat and bandanna adjusting, and much ado about who knows what, we began the trek to the trail. (No, not on the trail, TO the trail). We had to sit for a good few minutes when we got there before we actually began hiking. When we finally did, we could only go a few yards at a time without our heart rates increasing ridiculously and sweat pouring down our entire bodies.
This is not to say it wasn't a beautiful hike, it was really spectacular.
After something like 0nly 15 minutes of actual hiking, we came across the famous Ein Gedi pools where we quickly jumped out of our sweaty clothes (swimsuits underneath, come on!) and spent the larger part of the rest of the day frolicking the in the refreshing, fresh water, being splashed by the large group of rowdy French teenagers. Delightful really.

We did make one more attempt to hike, and after about 15 minutes gave up and went back to the water.
Seriously, how the HELL did Moses do it? We amused ourselves by imagining that the entire mana falling from the sky situation must have simply been a delirious dream by the Israelites hallucinating in the desert's insane heat.. I mean for real, forty days and forty nights in that desert and I'd be hearing voices from G-d too! Just sayin'...
Well, when the sun started going down we headed to our campsite where our resident hiking/camping expert Emily determined we would set up our tents. Yes, you can laugh at the mental image of 6 Jewish American girls attempting to set up camp in the middle of the desert. Or you can just laugh at the actual picture of it happening, as shown here:)

Interestingly enough, we ended up sleeping on TOP of our tents, which, after realizing the ridiculous heat level inside, we collapsed and used as makeshift mats. About as comfortable as sleeping on...well the ground..which we were...so I guess that analogy is shot.
You can imagine the sounds emanating from our little village when we discovered that somehow, like the crazy cats that prowl everywhere, bugs of varying colors, shapes, and sizes also manage to live in the desert, and very much like to surprise you when you least expect them. Needless to say, none of us slept very soundly that night.
I awoke around 5:40 the next morning to the most beautiful view of the sun rising behind the mountains... and unfortunately I didn't get a picture because my camera was locked away in one of the tents.
If I learned anything from the experience (and to be honest, I did learn quite a few things) it would be that there are two kinds of people in this world. People who like to camp, and people who think they like to camp until they are actually camping. If you know me, I'm sure I don't need to tell you which category I fit in to.
You know, I know my dry sarcasm makes it look like I am complaining about everything and not enjoying myself, but I hope you all know how much I am! I just tend to enjoy focusing on the humorous parts where nothing seems to go quite right because, well, it's funny! But honestly we had a wonderful time on Friday, heat, bugs, and all. We saw some beautiful nature, bonded with a few Dutch people we met after I offered the lobster colored guy with them some sunscreen, floated in the dead sea, ran screaming out of the dead sea (it has the tendency to burn you in crazy places sometimes), ate a disproportionate number of popsicles and ice cream, and located the Big Dipper, Little Dipper, and Northern Star while lying on our backs in the darkness.

Good times had by all, I dare say.
Tonight, a group of us went to the movies and saw (dare I say it!?) Eclipse, the third. Twilight movie. I would say that I am erring towards Team Jacob after all of this time of adamantly backing up Edward's controlling and disturbingly obsessive behavior towards Bella. I guess all that time staring at Taylor Lautner sans shirt can do that to a girl.
Alright people, I'm going to head out and get to sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a beach day, just me, a towel, a yummy book, and probably about 3 thousand lemon popsicles.
Night!